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icequeenchad:

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

lms if you want a relationship like this


browningtons:

prince-butts:

browningtons:

When is national ‘sit on my face’ day

Everyday when you have gf 

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vinebox:

When You Try To Holla But You Get Ignored 


jimmyneuteredtron:

terminally-bitchfaced:

jimmyneuteredtron:

imageKim Pastabowl

"Kim Possible Fries" I am dumb and blind.

literally what the fuck



flappypussyz:

My coffee image